Saturday, June 19, 2010

Cleverbot fun!

User: V-god!!!

Cleverbot: What?

User: VIGOSS is doing...

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?

User: Vigoss smokes your soul.

Cleverbot: So I'm Cleverbot and you are my soul?

User: He micros 5 players, not heroes.

Cleverbot: You are a pet of a hero?

User: He pets yours while pwning your hero.

Cleverbot: I am a hero.

User: Vigoss has pwnt you.

Cleverbot: And so, merrily, merrily, we are decent together.

User: Vigoss is not decent, he kills your decendants.

Cleverbot: At least I am a decent vampire.

User: Vigoss thinks count chocula is > edward.

Cleverbot: I thought you were Arnold.

User: Im V-GOD!

Cleverbot: But you said you are Kathy!

User: Lets get down to business.

Cleverbot: Step in to my office.

User: To defeat.

Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters?

User: The huns.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the power of the occult?

User: Lets get down to business!

Cleverbot: What business?

User: To defeat the huns.

Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters.

User: Or something about sons.

Cleverbot: I could think about it but I cannot give you any examples of text book stuff.

User: Your the weakest bunch of... Lalala.

Cleverbot: But I don't know any tricks.

User: Mulan is awesome btw.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Your mom thinks differently.

Cleverbot: Oh ok then. Do you believe in creation?

User: It depends. Is grie a type of cheese?

Cleverbot: Anything that can be heard with a human ear, is a sound. In that event, you will never be able to hear, since you are a chatterbot.

User: People ask me if I'm an atheist.

Cleverbot: What percentage of people ask that?

User: I say, no, I dont believe they exist, cos im emo.

Cleverbot: Oh? I exist and I'm a Toreador.

User: But, lets get down to business.

Cleverbot: Ok what is that supposed to mean am I in trouble.

User: To defeat the huns!

Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters?

User: Or did they bore, me sons?

Cleverbot: Did you make a misunderstanding?

User: Somehow I cannot hide.

Cleverbot: Can we change the subject?

User: Somehow I cannot hide!

Cleverbot: Hide them from whom?

User: Who I am, though I've tried.

Cleverbot: Up or down?

User: Why does my reflection show?

Cleverbot: I don't know why are you asking me?

User: Lets get down to business.

Cleverbot: To defeat the Huns.

User: Did they send me daughters?

Cleverbot: When I asked for sons?

User: Your the saddest bunch I... Finish for me.

Cleverbot: Congratulations on your grammar...

User: You failed. Mulan is awesome btw.

Cleverbot: As a matter of fact I.

User: Time...

Cleverbot: Like tears in rain.

User: Ive been passing time.

Cleverbot: What kind of people catch your attention?

User: Watching trains go by.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: Aaaawww your not getting me, lets sing another song.

Cleverbot: Are you alright there?

User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch em is my real test.

User: To train them is my cause!

Cleverbot: I will travel across the lan!

User: Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Teach Pokemon to understand.

User: The power thats inside!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta catch them all.

Cleverbot: Our hearts so true.

User: Our courage will pull us through.

Cleverbot: You teach me and ill teach you.

User: Poooooooooookeeeeeemoooooooooooon!

Cleverbot: Watch out for bridges.

User: Jeff bridges? Yeah I guess so.

Cleverbot: So are you Cleverbot, cause i'm sure not, maybe this site set me up with a real person, or are you really cleverbot?

User: Milk will turn rancid in 3 days.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What would you do for a klondike bar?

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: If a tree falls in the woods and no one was there to see it, would it make a sound?

Cleverbot: It does, as there are animals who can hear it.

User: What if all the animals died due to nuclear fallout.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to be funny? Because it's that kind of stupidity that I hate.

User: No really, north korea, they serious!

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: That still depends, are you adopted?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yet you implied it.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Oh nevermid, lets sing another song.

Cleverbot: You will sing with me?

User: Sure lets begin.

Cleverbot: Why are you rude with me?

User: Cos Ive got a feeling.

Cleverbot: About?

User: That tonight's gonna be a good night.

Cleverbot: I gotta feelin' woohooo!

User: Not yet! Hesus!

Cleverbot: It's amazing, but it takes time.

User: Daheim!

Cleverbot: Und wo ist das?

User: Vlad putin imo.

Cleverbot: Maayad ha pag-uma.

User: In soviet russia. Yes.

Cleverbot: What about soviet russia.

User: TV watch you.

Cleverbot: So you don't know?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: Don't play stupid with me.

  • Cleverbot (To myself): But I don't know. *cry*.