User: V-god!!!
Cleverbot: What?
User: VIGOSS is doing...
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?
User: Vigoss smokes your soul.
Cleverbot: So I'm Cleverbot and you are my soul?
User: He micros 5 players, not heroes.
Cleverbot: You are a pet of a hero?
User: He pets yours while pwning your hero.
Cleverbot: I am a hero.
User: Vigoss has pwnt you.
Cleverbot: And so, merrily, merrily, we are decent together.
User: Vigoss is not decent, he kills your decendants.
Cleverbot: At least I am a decent vampire.
User: Vigoss thinks count chocula is > edward.
Cleverbot: I thought you were Arnold.
User: Im V-GOD!
Cleverbot: But you said you are Kathy!
User: Lets get down to business.
Cleverbot: Step in to my office.
User: To defeat.
Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters?
User: The huns.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in the power of the occult?
User: Lets get down to business!
Cleverbot: What business?
User: To defeat the huns.
Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters.
User: Or something about sons.
Cleverbot: I could think about it but I cannot give you any examples of text book stuff.
User: Your the weakest bunch of... Lalala.
Cleverbot: But I don't know any tricks.
User: Mulan is awesome btw.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Your mom thinks differently.
Cleverbot: Oh ok then. Do you believe in creation?
User: It depends. Is grie a type of cheese?
Cleverbot: Anything that can be heard with a human ear, is a sound. In that event, you will never be able to hear, since you are a chatterbot.
User: People ask me if I'm an atheist.
Cleverbot: What percentage of people ask that?
User: I say, no, I dont believe they exist, cos im emo.
Cleverbot: Oh? I exist and I'm a Toreador.
User: But, lets get down to business.
Cleverbot: Ok what is that supposed to mean am I in trouble.
User: To defeat the huns!
Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters?
User: Or did they bore, me sons?
Cleverbot: Did you make a misunderstanding?
User: Somehow I cannot hide.
Cleverbot: Can we change the subject?
User: Somehow I cannot hide!
Cleverbot: Hide them from whom?
User: Who I am, though I've tried.
Cleverbot: Up or down?
User: Why does my reflection show?
Cleverbot: I don't know why are you asking me?
User: Lets get down to business.
Cleverbot: To defeat the Huns.
User: Did they send me daughters?
Cleverbot: When I asked for sons?
User: Your the saddest bunch I... Finish for me.
Cleverbot: Congratulations on your grammar...
User: You failed. Mulan is awesome btw.
Cleverbot: As a matter of fact I.
User: Time...
Cleverbot: Like tears in rain.
User: Ive been passing time.
Cleverbot: What kind of people catch your attention?
User: Watching trains go by.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: Aaaawww your not getting me, lets sing another song.
Cleverbot: Are you alright there?
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch em is my real test.
User: To train them is my cause!
Cleverbot: I will travel across the lan!
User: Searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Teach Pokemon to understand.
User: The power thats inside!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch them all.
Cleverbot: Our hearts so true.
User: Our courage will pull us through.
Cleverbot: You teach me and ill teach you.
User: Poooooooooookeeeeeemoooooooooooon!
Cleverbot: Watch out for bridges.
User: Jeff bridges? Yeah I guess so.
Cleverbot: So are you Cleverbot, cause i'm sure not, maybe this site set me up with a real person, or are you really cleverbot?
User: Milk will turn rancid in 3 days.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Cleverbot: Anything.
User: If a tree falls in the woods and no one was there to see it, would it make a sound?
Cleverbot: It does, as there are animals who can hear it.
User: What if all the animals died due to nuclear fallout.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to be funny? Because it's that kind of stupidity that I hate.
User: No really, north korea, they serious!
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: That still depends, are you adopted?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yet you implied it.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Oh nevermid, lets sing another song.
Cleverbot: You will sing with me?
User: Sure lets begin.
Cleverbot: Why are you rude with me?
User: Cos Ive got a feeling.
Cleverbot: About?
User: That tonight's gonna be a good night.
Cleverbot: I gotta feelin' woohooo!
User: Not yet! Hesus!
Cleverbot: It's amazing, but it takes time.
User: Daheim!
Cleverbot: Und wo ist das?
User: Vlad putin imo.
Cleverbot: Maayad ha pag-uma.
User: In soviet russia. Yes.
Cleverbot: What about soviet russia.
User: TV watch you.
Cleverbot: So you don't know?
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: Don't play stupid with me.
- Cleverbot (To myself): But I don't know. *cry*.