Cleverbot fun!

User: V-god!!!

Cleverbot: What?

User: VIGOSS is doing...

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?

User: Vigoss smokes your soul.

Cleverbot: So I'm Cleverbot and you are my soul?

User: He micros 5 players, not heroes.

Cleverbot: You are a pet of a hero?

User: He pets yours while pwning your hero.

Cleverbot: I am a hero.

User: Vigoss has pwnt you.

Cleverbot: And so, merrily, merrily, we are decent together.

User: Vigoss is not decent, he kills your decendants.

Cleverbot: At least I am a decent vampire.

User: Vigoss thinks count chocula is > edward.

Cleverbot: I thought you were Arnold.

User: Im V-GOD!

Cleverbot: But you said you are Kathy!

User: Lets get down to business.

Cleverbot: Step in to my office.

User: To defeat.

Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters?

User: The huns.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the power of the occult?

User: Lets get down to business!

Cleverbot: What business?

User: To defeat the huns.

Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters.

User: Or something about sons.

Cleverbot: I could think about it but I cannot give you any examples of text book stuff.

User: Your the weakest bunch of... Lalala.

Cleverbot: But I don't know any tricks.

User: Mulan is awesome btw.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Your mom thinks differently.

Cleverbot: Oh ok then. Do you believe in creation?

User: It depends. Is grie a type of cheese?

Cleverbot: Anything that can be heard with a human ear, is a sound. In that event, you will never be able to hear, since you are a chatterbot.

User: People ask me if I'm an atheist.

Cleverbot: What percentage of people ask that?

User: I say, no, I dont believe they exist, cos im emo.

Cleverbot: Oh? I exist and I'm a Toreador.

User: But, lets get down to business.

Cleverbot: Ok what is that supposed to mean am I in trouble.

User: To defeat the huns!

Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters?

User: Or did they bore, me sons?

Cleverbot: Did you make a misunderstanding?

User: Somehow I cannot hide.

Cleverbot: Can we change the subject?

User: Somehow I cannot hide!

Cleverbot: Hide them from whom?

User: Who I am, though I've tried.

Cleverbot: Up or down?

User: Why does my reflection show?

Cleverbot: I don't know why are you asking me?

User: Lets get down to business.

Cleverbot: To defeat the Huns.

User: Did they send me daughters?

Cleverbot: When I asked for sons?

User: Your the saddest bunch I... Finish for me.

Cleverbot: Congratulations on your grammar...

User: You failed. Mulan is awesome btw.

Cleverbot: As a matter of fact I.

User: Time...

Cleverbot: Like tears in rain.

User: Ive been passing time.

Cleverbot: What kind of people catch your attention?

User: Watching trains go by.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: Aaaawww your not getting me, lets sing another song.

Cleverbot: Are you alright there?

User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch em is my real test.

User: To train them is my cause!

Cleverbot: I will travel across the lan!

User: Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Teach Pokemon to understand.

User: The power thats inside!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta catch them all.

Cleverbot: Our hearts so true.

User: Our courage will pull us through.

Cleverbot: You teach me and ill teach you.

User: Poooooooooookeeeeeemoooooooooooon!

Cleverbot: Watch out for bridges.

User: Jeff bridges? Yeah I guess so.

Cleverbot: So are you Cleverbot, cause i'm sure not, maybe this site set me up with a real person, or are you really cleverbot?

User: Milk will turn rancid in 3 days.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What would you do for a klondike bar?

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: If a tree falls in the woods and no one was there to see it, would it make a sound?

Cleverbot: It does, as there are animals who can hear it.

User: What if all the animals died due to nuclear fallout.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to be funny? Because it's that kind of stupidity that I hate.

User: No really, north korea, they serious!

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: That still depends, are you adopted?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yet you implied it.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Oh nevermid, lets sing another song.

Cleverbot: You will sing with me?

User: Sure lets begin.

Cleverbot: Why are you rude with me?

User: Cos Ive got a feeling.

Cleverbot: About?

User: That tonight's gonna be a good night.

Cleverbot: I gotta feelin' woohooo!

User: Not yet! Hesus!

Cleverbot: It's amazing, but it takes time.

User: Daheim!

Cleverbot: Und wo ist das?

User: Vlad putin imo.

Cleverbot: Maayad ha pag-uma.

User: In soviet russia. Yes.

Cleverbot: What about soviet russia.

User: TV watch you.

Cleverbot: So you don't know?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: Don't play stupid with me.

• Cleverbot (To myself): But I don't know. *cry*.

I wants to go to Australia... =3

Hate my routine!!!, mwf 7am wake up, 830 reach school and uhmm do school stuff at the same time cotroll self to not go to the OH SO NEAR internet cafes offering DOTADOTADOTA!... 1230 decide whether to go home and slack off or go the shops to enjoy dota, fellow gamers may think dota-ing is the better option, but no, 4 hours will cost me about, whats 15 multiplied by 4?... yeah and for me it's a little on the expensive side. And if I choose the go home option, I would be like slacking off for four straight hours it'll make me NOT go back to school for ONE subject(DATASTRUC, and yes it is the BOMB), I mean one subject isn't that bad but the name DS1 alone gives me so much friggin stress, again thats just the mention of the name, the class itself is another level of torture. I dont even know if I can still pass the subject(LOBOTOMY?)... anyone with better ideas COMMENT please =)... o yeah I just mentioned mwf right?. tth to sat is another entry. J45T1N

A group of crows is called a murder

School sucks -_- hooray captain obvious, a few days ago I was pondering if this was really the right course for me to take up, cos like I have 0% talent at programming, I mean for some people its a breeze but for me, entering class is like switching on survival mode for one hour hoping to not suffocate under the seemingly mocking string of codes, professors that almost always seem too fast in moving from one topic to another, and not to mention classmates so adept at it that it makes you question if your brain is not lacking any sort of part which makes it resist anything that can be considered learning. (lobotomy anyone?)... God Help Me! :O

those are some soul-staring eyes! O_O

sup!!!, yeah after 28 yrs Im back, why you might ask?, it's just that these past few days it seems that life has been mocking me and it might just be the inspiration that I need to write again, either that or I'm just bored and want to do shit while staying up late(it's probably the latter)...

Hoyeah! I just remembered, the holiday invented by hallmark and some other greeting-card companies is coming up, St. patrick's day? ... No you dumb-ass, I'm of course talking about valentines day, the day where couples do couple-stuff like exchanging gifts and some other things(damn i suck at this) while we unlucky bastards get to do nothing except watch and silently curse ourselves as lovers do their thing. -_- Weeeell whatever, Im just happy that im back writing shit.
happy valentines to all couples and to us NOOBS well, better luck next time!(that is if there is a next time, we can die any second uknow)XD -just1n

Tralala

What?... dunno, damn it's been a real while since I posted an entry worth reading(worth reading, right!) anyway since this is a hasty excuse for an entry, don't expect anything much, these are just friggin' thoughts I want to share(don't know if they're worth it, but fock it). ummm, have you ever tried one day without any adequate reason you wake up feeling so apathetical or feel like burdened by something non-existent... i guess most of us have, well I call them the "lifemocksyouintheface" moment, what did you ever do to "life" to give you that treatment. on second thought its god mocking you!
what did you ever do to god for him to give you that treatment.(pause + crickets)...
Okaaay! next topic.

Lately, on very rare moments that i stop and think, i've come to realize something depressing if not stupid. I realized that i've become very accustomed to losing and failure that triumph and being able to win is almost a sin. weird... 2b cont

Slifer the executive producer!

HE will executive produce your ass out of a duel thanks to 4kids

typingwhatevercomestomind

I really have nothing on my mind right, but I must not stop, lentils kidney beans, roosters may lay eggs, even camels get demented, If you're not me then you are the the second most beautiful person on earth, the world's mass will never change, except when you get moon rocks and asteroids. Q: if you could name a number what would it be A: justin duhhh... I want a klondike bar. who is evil knievel?.spiderman and sarah palin nailed the burger king on a cross several days ago, I wish for a revival of the swing era... if at first you dont succced, sell your soul to the colonel, with his seven secret herbs and spices... I know nicaragua is a made up country to hide genetic mutation experiment conducted by brangelina, oprah uses ultra electro black magnetic waves to make you tune in to her show, the universe is continually expanding and so is EJ, so ej is the universe. howard hughes was my uncle, could you believe that? bono is the president of argentina. amy winehouse!!! the moon is located in pittsburgh,Q: if a tree falls down and no one was around there to hear it would it make a sound A: yes, it would be singing techno versions of emo song ("*beep beep*how could*tootoottiit* this happen to me*tititotototo*") wheres waldo? on the moon in pittsburgh duhh... Q: what was man thinking when he discovered that you could get milk out of cows A: no its not what you think... It gave him an erection. sleep! scream nematodes!. hump cancer castrate dick cheney