Profound Underachiever

I've never really excelled at anything in life so...
at about the time Howard Hughes started to act weird(no just kidding) I then began my elusive search for anything that I can be considered good at, at first I was made to believe by my mummi that I'm special and "brayt", and obviously I believed that, well there came the time that I realized that no child loving parent would blatantly say you're no good, and I was starting to doubt my "kabrayt" when I entered the first grade, because I can only be the queen of sheba rather than being Solomon. then I thought to myself hey lets try sports. epic fail! besides the fact that I've no natural talent for any sport I also realized that my pace and ability to improve is slower than koalas on mating season, just as I was about to end my search, I had a eureka moment, there actually is something Im very very adept at, so adept that I can do it without even trying, and I found it while watching Americal Idol, and no its not singing but Failing!. I looked these definitions up.
- To prove deficient or lacking; perform ineffectively or inadequately: failed to fulfill their promises; failed in their attempt to reach the summit.
- To be unsuccessful: an experiment that failed.
- To receive an academic grade below the acceptable minimum.
you know why Im proud to fail?, because some people dread it!, and I can do it without even trying. so fuck off because I'm an underachiver and proud of it.
maybe you're great in other things, like writing.
ReplyDeletebtw. you the one inspired me to create my own blog :)
damn right Jman!
ReplyDeleteyou should be proud you failed at sumthing!
you can learn a lot from it!
but from success? what's there to learn?