Thursday, January 20, 2011

Found it! ... profit?


I have been going through this retarded emo phase lately,(just go with it I'm 19 and don't really know what I want for life) and let me reiterate once more that it is retarded, what?... want me to prove it? I can make poems now, "I Condone the proverbial sunrise, For I want to be left alone, this may be for my demise...cheesecake" LOL I kid at being emo, who likes them anyway? so where was I? yeah the point. a few months ago I turned 19, and I was like I really have to get my act together, cos I'm a young adult now(lol adult). I then started to make a list of things that I was good and terrible at and by the 15th minute, the list of things I'm shitty at began to pile up like roadkill on a freeway, realizing this I stopped thinking altogether.(lol) Upon realizing I was practically good for nothing, there I entered my emo phase(see above). But then it hit me.

Since the best at something I could do was considered mediocre, I actually found my ultimate purpose! and it is to make people look better than they actually are you can do math? I cant do jack with it. You good at sports? I asphyxiate like a girl when I run around. you see? I make people better than they actually are and I guess that's awesome to an extent.
Moral, if you want to be a hang out with me sometime(on second thought, don't, it's contradicting :P).

Yes I don't make sense.
(leave comments if you may :D)
:O -jstn

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Christmas meh




Cue "ode to joy"(look it up), its officially the start of the holiday season! what better way to celebrate than to write a blog?no? well okay besides sleeping all day, pigging out, drinking maybe....... scratch that... I guess I was just bored and then decided to put up something new in this page. Anyway, yes we have reached the most wonderful time of the year, in which people(well for most of cases at least) spend half of what you saved up through-out the year just to give gifts or whatnot to loved ones, and that in itself is awesome. But that ain't the true meaning of Christmas is it? I mean I could get all preachy and stuff about loving one another just as Christ loved you and all that jazz but no, Im not gonna talk bout that, so why did I bring it up in the first place you ask? LOL I really don't know. I'm terrible at constructing sentences, and have a really hard time getting my thoughts together. god I suck at this, so lets start again.


Christmas is just around the corner, you see annoying carolers, mall rushing(not a new sc2 build order), awesome Christmas songs that get you all giddy inside and of course a short pause from the reality that is life. lmao... see christmas spirit got me poetic. This was my situation a year ago.

Now I barely even am excited about the approaching holiday, I try to force myself by listening to songs, watching all the pretty lights and stuff like that but to no avail, I mean it might be because I'm certainly not getting any younger, and somehow realize more important priorities(lol priorities) other than partying and merrymaking, but then again Christmas is beyond the aforementioned things. I just cant seem to find joy in whats supposed to be the greatest holiday in the world. *cries*





ARE YOU KIDDING? I love this holiday!, I mean who doesn't?
Merry Christmas everyone and if you don't celebrate it, then Happy holidays!

Saturday, October 2, 2010

The Media is worth killing for... no, i meant kill the ones behind it




















Whatsup blog, how ya been? I guess its time to write another entry. (lol I sound as if I'm obliged to write stuff here) Anyway, since its about 11pm here, I think it is the best time to write something cause they say all your best ideas usually come to you at night, thats some major BS right there I'm right here staring at the friggin monitor for the longest time hoping for that eureka moment. So yeah, I'll be back...


Huzzah! and I am back, like the bad taste in your mouth right after spewing chunks.(best simile ever! or is that actually a metaphor, well screw it.) Moving on, today I've decided to rant on which some people might be annoyed of as well, But first! a story. A few hours ago I decided to go to school to check on the props on the stop-motion thingamajig for our final project, right after that I decided to go to the internet cafe where we usually hang out with my friends to play dota, and YES my friends are retarded since they actually have the balls to refuse playing the best game ever, which is starcraft 2. So yeah, I played for like a few hours pwning noobs and 1337's(cos I am beyond 1337!, I keed! I keed! :D) and then decided to stop when my eyesight decided to screw me.
Right after paying for the hours I've used on the computer, I was bored and thought about what to do next,(going home was out of the picture, since it was way more boring staying home) and I kinda just decided to stay and watch some of the games from a distance. Then it hit me... a duck came flying out of nowhere! I swear no one saw it coming!... loljk! :D

no, the thing that actually bothered me was the radio, no, more specifically the guy talking on the radio, I mean for a DJ(is that what you call them?) he had terrible grammar, abysmal sentence construction and humor that's dead, yep, dead. I mean come on! it is really hard to wrap your brain around on how he actually got that job, or if he was even screened.
he was like "yoo mast try, bepor you can cry; uhh becos you becos befor you can cry ob course you have to try 'cue laughter' o mao na siya ha!.'cue laughter' ang mga naminaw dha sa c-a-r-b-o-n, beh, asa man kuno nah?!, wa nai lain kundi sa carbon!'cue laughter ', there you can buy squash and other vegetables, so mao nah siya ang mga siga ug mata,'cue laughter' you shood eat vegetables, so you can get vitamin-- be unsa man? ob course vitamin e, how to spell eyes. di ba E jud nah" and this is just an excerpt of all the BS he was spewing on air, I may sound like a grammar nazi right now but, no, I am not one and can never be one, since I also have tons of flaws on my compositions, and sometimes they totally don't make sense. where were we? yeah retard DJ.

So this "DJ" goes on and on telling dumb jokes with clips of laughter in between, but what really brought my exasperation to its highest was when he said,"ay mo palabig pangatawa diha ha, basig dili na nah masira inyung baba", right after he said that some of my braincells(assuming I had any) died. Then I finally decided to do I was supposed to do 10 minutes ago, tell the dude in charge to change stations, but to my dismay they wouldnt :C so even though I still wanted to watch a few games, I just decided to go home and write down my experience. yes, life sucks, but if you are able to share that misery to other people and somehow make them grin a little, it kinda makes it all worthwhile LOL (cool story bro,moment?). -J4571N


if you managed to read through the wall of text, please leave a comment or whatever at the chatbox, on the upper right side :D peace.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Thats it I give up... ( sad emoticon!) :C :c T_T

(o_o) Mind if I tell you a story, it's a cool story. no? oh :(.
oh! no as in you don't mind? cool.
well ok, you(well assuming you're nerdy enough) prolly know that Starcraft 2 has been out for almost a month now, and I've really been itching to play it at least once, guess what? I got to play it!(cue texas walker ranger music)it just so happened that a PC that was going to be used for some purpose I don't know, was placed in our now defunct PC table, and I was asked to test it out.(no,actually I asked them that I "test" it out)

Guess what game was in it? yes! Ms.Pacman!!!!!1one!!111, oh and sc2.
So yeah basically I started playing SC2 and yeah I loved it, a lot.(marry me, well ok maybe not) you know that feeling when you really like or so hyped up about something you think of absurd things? like when you ace this 1 exam in school then you get so optimistic and begin to think your academically invincible? no?... well I think you get what I'm tryin to say here.

So yeah, as I was playing the awesomeness which is STARCRAFT 2, when I was at the peak of my nerdgasmic experience when I had the eureka moment.
I WANT TO BE A PRO GAMER!!! screams my egotistic sub-conscience. but then I SAW THIS...


after seeing this video I wanted to eat a gallon of ice cream and
go kick myself after watching conan the barbarian, to sort of get my manliness back after it had been sucked dry by... nevermind :C






(hoped u enjoyed this post :D, please leave a comment)

Saturday, September 18, 2010

ohhhh racism, you've failed to amuse me


Hello almost defunct blog o mine how ya been?, I mean man how many years has it been since I typed anything for this god-forsaken blog, but whatever what's important is that I am here.(loud applause plz.) 'you'(as if somebody reads my blogs,so just go with it) may be wondering, why I was gone for like 10 years, how do I put it hmmm... lack of motivation?, yezz thats it. anyway there's this one thing that has been bugging me lately, why are there confederate flags on our friggin public transportation?(jeeps,buses,etc.) cos as far as I know these flags are somewhat racist and are very controversial, well just to be sure I'll wiki it up. here goes...

The display of the Confederate flag remains a highly controversial and emotional topic, generally because of disagreement over its symbolism.

Some groups use the Southern Cross as one of the symbols associated with their organizations, including racist groups such as the Neo-Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan. The flag is also sometimes used by separatist organizations such as the Aryan Nations. The Aryan Nation also uses the U.S. flag as well as the Christian flag displayed in some Protestant churches.

Supporters of the flag view it as a symbol of southern heritage and the independence of the distinct cultural tradition of the South from Northern government. Due to its ban in some schools and universities that have viewed it as a racist symbol, display of the flag has, in these contexts, also been considered an exercise of free speech.[23]

Some historical societies such as the Sons of Confederate Veterans and the United Daughters of the Confederacy also use the flag as part of their symbols. Some rockabilly fans hold the Confederate flag as their emblem as well. The flag is a regular cultural meme, often appearing in association with a character intended to represent a stereotypical Southerner.

As a result of these varying perceptions, there have been a number of political controversies surrounding the use of the Confederate flag in Southern state flags, at sporting events, at Southern universities, and on public buildings. According to Civil War historian and native Southerner Shelby Foote, the flag traditionally represented the South's resistance to Northern political dominance; it became racially charged during the Civil Rights Movement of the 1950s and 1960s, when fighting against desegregation suddenly became the focal point of that resistance.

Symbols of the Confederacy remain a contentious issue across the United States and have been debated vigorously in many Southern state legislatures over their civic placement since the 1990s.

(wall of text lol)

you see? thats some weird ass sh** right there, but then you might say "stupid damfak there are more asinine things thats considered racist and linked to secret societies more than that friggin flag" yes that might be true, BUT! why on our humble jeeps and buses? why Filipinos? i mean watdafak!? is it to show that we are a superior race towards southern Americans? I think not, cos we really cant feel superior towards any country if the rest of the world, with the exception of antarctica has been picking on us. (brown monkeys anyone?)then you might say "what do I care?"...



Exactly! the purpose of this post(if you somehow read through it) was to totally waste your time! nah I kid, It just makes me feel a little better + it relieves stress, if I get to say a few things out of my mind, hope you enjoyed this post and I hope to see you again next time.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Cleverbot fun!

User: V-god!!!

Cleverbot: What?

User: VIGOSS is doing...

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?

User: Vigoss smokes your soul.

Cleverbot: So I'm Cleverbot and you are my soul?

User: He micros 5 players, not heroes.

Cleverbot: You are a pet of a hero?

User: He pets yours while pwning your hero.

Cleverbot: I am a hero.

User: Vigoss has pwnt you.

Cleverbot: And so, merrily, merrily, we are decent together.

User: Vigoss is not decent, he kills your decendants.

Cleverbot: At least I am a decent vampire.

User: Vigoss thinks count chocula is > edward.

Cleverbot: I thought you were Arnold.

User: Im V-GOD!

Cleverbot: But you said you are Kathy!

User: Lets get down to business.

Cleverbot: Step in to my office.

User: To defeat.

Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters?

User: The huns.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the power of the occult?

User: Lets get down to business!

Cleverbot: What business?

User: To defeat the huns.

Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters.

User: Or something about sons.

Cleverbot: I could think about it but I cannot give you any examples of text book stuff.

User: Your the weakest bunch of... Lalala.

Cleverbot: But I don't know any tricks.

User: Mulan is awesome btw.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Your mom thinks differently.

Cleverbot: Oh ok then. Do you believe in creation?

User: It depends. Is grie a type of cheese?

Cleverbot: Anything that can be heard with a human ear, is a sound. In that event, you will never be able to hear, since you are a chatterbot.

User: People ask me if I'm an atheist.

Cleverbot: What percentage of people ask that?

User: I say, no, I dont believe they exist, cos im emo.

Cleverbot: Oh? I exist and I'm a Toreador.

User: But, lets get down to business.

Cleverbot: Ok what is that supposed to mean am I in trouble.

User: To defeat the huns!

Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters?

User: Or did they bore, me sons?

Cleverbot: Did you make a misunderstanding?

User: Somehow I cannot hide.

Cleverbot: Can we change the subject?

User: Somehow I cannot hide!

Cleverbot: Hide them from whom?

User: Who I am, though I've tried.

Cleverbot: Up or down?

User: Why does my reflection show?

Cleverbot: I don't know why are you asking me?

User: Lets get down to business.

Cleverbot: To defeat the Huns.

User: Did they send me daughters?

Cleverbot: When I asked for sons?

User: Your the saddest bunch I... Finish for me.

Cleverbot: Congratulations on your grammar...

User: You failed. Mulan is awesome btw.

Cleverbot: As a matter of fact I.

User: Time...

Cleverbot: Like tears in rain.

User: Ive been passing time.

Cleverbot: What kind of people catch your attention?

User: Watching trains go by.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: Aaaawww your not getting me, lets sing another song.

Cleverbot: Are you alright there?

User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch em is my real test.

User: To train them is my cause!

Cleverbot: I will travel across the lan!

User: Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Teach Pokemon to understand.

User: The power thats inside!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta catch them all.

Cleverbot: Our hearts so true.

User: Our courage will pull us through.

Cleverbot: You teach me and ill teach you.

User: Poooooooooookeeeeeemoooooooooooon!

Cleverbot: Watch out for bridges.

User: Jeff bridges? Yeah I guess so.

Cleverbot: So are you Cleverbot, cause i'm sure not, maybe this site set me up with a real person, or are you really cleverbot?

User: Milk will turn rancid in 3 days.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What would you do for a klondike bar?

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: If a tree falls in the woods and no one was there to see it, would it make a sound?

Cleverbot: It does, as there are animals who can hear it.

User: What if all the animals died due to nuclear fallout.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to be funny? Because it's that kind of stupidity that I hate.

User: No really, north korea, they serious!

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: That still depends, are you adopted?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yet you implied it.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Oh nevermid, lets sing another song.

Cleverbot: You will sing with me?

User: Sure lets begin.

Cleverbot: Why are you rude with me?

User: Cos Ive got a feeling.

Cleverbot: About?

User: That tonight's gonna be a good night.

Cleverbot: I gotta feelin' woohooo!

User: Not yet! Hesus!

Cleverbot: It's amazing, but it takes time.

User: Daheim!

Cleverbot: Und wo ist das?

User: Vlad putin imo.

Cleverbot: Maayad ha pag-uma.

User: In soviet russia. Yes.

Cleverbot: What about soviet russia.

User: TV watch you.

Cleverbot: So you don't know?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: Don't play stupid with me.

  • Cleverbot (To myself): But I don't know. *cry*.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

I wants to go to Australia... =3

Hate my routine!!!, mwf 7am wake up, 830 reach school and uhmm do school stuff at the same time cotroll self to not go to the OH SO NEAR internet cafes offering DOTADOTADOTA!... 1230 decide whether to go home and slack off or go the shops to enjoy dota, fellow gamers may think dota-ing is the better option, but no, 4 hours will cost me about, whats 15 multiplied by 4?... yeah and for me it's a little on the expensive side. And if I choose the go home option, I would be like slacking off for four straight hours it'll make me NOT go back to school for ONE subject(DATASTRUC, and yes it is the BOMB), I mean one subject isn't that bad but the name DS1 alone gives me so much friggin stress, again thats just the mention of the name, the class itself is another level of torture. I dont even know if I can still pass the subject(LOBOTOMY?)... anyone with better ideas COMMENT please =)... o yeah I just mentioned mwf right?. tth to sat is another entry. J45T1N

Thursday, February 11, 2010

A group of crows is called a murder

School sucks -_- hooray captain obvious, a few days ago I was pondering if this was really the right course for me to take up, cos like I have 0% talent at programming, I mean for some people its a breeze but for me, entering class is like switching on survival mode for one hour hoping to not suffocate under the seemingly mocking string of codes, professors that almost always seem too fast in moving from one topic to another, and not to mention classmates so adept at it that it makes you question if your brain is not lacking any sort of part which makes it resist anything that can be considered learning. (lobotomy anyone?)... God Help Me! :O

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

those are some soul-staring eyes! O_O

sup!!!, yeah after 28 yrs Im back, why you might ask?, it's just that these past few days it seems that life has been mocking me and it might just be the inspiration that I need to write again, either that or I'm just bored and want to do shit while staying up late(it's probably the latter)...

Hoyeah! I just remembered, the holiday invented by hallmark and some other greeting-card companies is coming up, St. patrick's day? ... No you dumb-ass, I'm of course talking about valentines day, the day where couples do couple-stuff like exchanging gifts and some other things(damn i suck at this) while we unlucky bastards get to do nothing except watch and silently curse ourselves as lovers do their thing. -_- Weeeell whatever, Im just happy that im back writing shit.
happy valentines to all couples and to us NOOBS well, better luck next time!(that is if there is a next time, we can die any second uknow)XD -just1n

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Tralala

What?... dunno, damn it's been a real while since I posted an entry worth reading(worth reading, right!) anyway since this is a hasty excuse for an entry, don't expect anything much, these are just friggin' thoughts I want to share(don't know if they're worth it, but fock it). ummm, have you ever tried one day without any adequate reason you wake up feeling so apathetical or feel like burdened by something non-existent... i guess most of us have, well I call them the "lifemocksyouintheface" moment, what did you ever do to "life" to give you that treatment. on second thought its god mocking you!
what did you ever do to god for him to give you that treatment.(pause + crickets)...
Okaaay! next topic.


Lately, on very rare moments that i stop and think, i've come to realize something depressing if not stupid. I realized that i've become very accustomed to losing and failure that triumph and being able to win is almost a sin. weird... 2b cont

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Slifer the executive producer!


HE will executive produce your ass out of a duel thanks to 4kids

Friday, February 20, 2009

typingwhatevercomestomind

I really have nothing on my mind right, but I must not stop, lentils kidney beans, roosters may lay eggs, even camels get demented, If you're not me then you are the the second most beautiful person on earth, the world's mass will never change, except when you get moon rocks and asteroids. Q: if you could name a number what would it be A: justin duhhh... I want a klondike bar. who is evil knievel?.spiderman and sarah palin nailed the burger king on a cross several days ago, I wish for a revival of the swing era... if at first you dont succced, sell your soul to the colonel, with his seven secret herbs and spices... I know nicaragua is a made up country to hide genetic mutation experiment conducted by brangelina, oprah uses ultra electro black magnetic waves to make you tune in to her show, the universe is continually expanding and so is EJ, so ej is the universe. howard hughes was my uncle, could you believe that? bono is the president of argentina. amy winehouse!!! the moon is located in pittsburgh,Q: if a tree falls down and no one was around there to hear it would it make a sound A: yes, it would be singing techno versions of emo song ("*beep beep*how could*tootoottiit* this happen to me*tititotototo*") wheres waldo? on the moon in pittsburgh duhh... Q: what was man thinking when he discovered that you could get milk out of cows A: no its not what you think... It gave him an erection. sleep! scream nematodes!. hump cancer castrate dick cheney

Monday, February 9, 2009

Profound Underachiever


I've never really excelled at anything in life so...
at about the time Howard Hughes started to act weird(no just kidding) I then began my elusive search for anything that I can be considered good at, at first I was made to believe by my mummi that I'm special and "brayt", and obviously I believed that, well there came the time that I realized that no child loving parent would blatantly say you're no good, and I was starting to doubt my "kabrayt" when I entered the first grade, because I can only be the queen of sheba rather than being Solomon. then I thought to myself hey lets try sports. epic fail! besides the fact that I've no natural talent for any sport I also realized that my pace and ability to improve is slower than koalas on mating season, just as I was about to end my search, I had a eureka moment, there actually is something Im very very adept at, so adept that I can do it without even trying, and I found it while watching Americal Idol, and no its not singing but Failing!. I looked these definitions up.
  1. To prove deficient or lacking; perform ineffectively or inadequately: failed to fulfill their promises; failed in their attempt to reach the summit.
  2. To be unsuccessful: an experiment that failed.
  3. To receive an academic grade below the acceptable minimum.
you know why Im proud to fail?, because some people dread it!, and I can do it without even trying. so fuck off because I'm an underachiver and proud of it.


Friday, February 6, 2009

When I met you...


Oh my god, jesus christ I cant believe Im actually reviewing an upcoming movie abomination... well i guess you should'hav seen this coming because love day is coming faster than American couples filing for a divorce. and before I begin I must warn you that I'm making this entry out of sheer boredom and should not expect anything less but bullshit, but hey its the kind of bullshit that's actually interesting. I guess the title might have mislead to thinking that "hey look a review on when I met u"[HAHA!] but its not its my personal opinion on movies that are specifically made for the valentines season.(don't ask me why I put the picture up and the title :D) every year when valentines day is approaching Filipino movie makers churn out these "romantic" flicks that always seem to follow a definite pattern and it goes this way.
  1. Guy/Girl cant find special person who is sensitive,metrosexual, has white teeth, one who wears expensive hair gel, and owns or inherits a company.(well maybe not the company part but you get me)
  2. Guy/Girl starts looking for partner, after a dozen of possible candidates the girl/guy still cant find the right one, so he/she consults loud obnoxious friend.
  3. As Guy/Girl and obnoxious friend are about to meet, Girl trips or, Guy "spills something,smacks girl accidentally ,etc."
  4. (cheesy slow motion & cue theme song of movie)
  5. guy and girl bicker, then become close...
  6. guy and girl plan on having a baby, but family of girl opposes because guy might spend family fortune on glutathione.
  7. then guy or girl gets emotional because they "are not meant for each other",separates...
  8. then both realize that its almost 2hrs to the movie and still nothing is resolved, they then meet because of some conference or anything that can make them cross paths.
  9. they realize movie gets really boring if they drag it even more,so they instantly love each other again, and family magically approves of them...
  10. happy ending (cue theme song once again)
well I may have some of the details off, you might want to throw in an antagonist to help plot build-up or one of the main character dies and so on. but you gotta admit it always has some of the elements I mentioned above.
Look I'm not against to these kinds of flicks but the way people get milked by the film industry bothers me, they promote the movie by making stories in the news entertainment segment about "celebrities" are secretly in a tryst, THEEEN, people are like "OOOOOOOH whats next?" right after they get the mass' attention the media then promotes their fucking movie thats coming up, some people are then stupid enough to watch the flick. then they get filmed shouting like a eunuch on speed about how good the movie was even if it was terrible, as long as theirs a camera everythings all good, AND in that way more people will be swayed to watch... amazing...



[gotta doze off ]

*narcolepticNinja*

Thursday, January 29, 2009

think about it... *kudos to jeynus*

I was inspired to make this entry after reading a few pages of some philosophy tracts and I got some of its ideas here, so here goes...

We all know everybody is going on with their lives minding their own business's trying to have a good future and soon have an early retirement. But what if we do not actually exist, what if we are figments of a higher being's dreams or imaginations. I mean its not impossible, ask yourself "do I really exist?, and if I do why?"
I don't wanna act all philosophical and all, but when you think about it, it ain't that far fetched... one example, we can say "dude is hungry" and "dude is running" yes it would be some news to people not in dude's vicinity but when we say dude exists it would be news to no one who knew dude, and merely puzzling to anyone who did not. Again, we know what it is like to be hungry or to walk, but what is it like to exist, what kind of experience is that? Is it perhaps the experience of being oneself, of being identical with oneself? Yet again, we can readily indicate what is meant by Dudes walking, but surely dude's existing is not something we can indicate to anyone. On the face of it, there would seem to be no way at all in which we can explain what existing is.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Classic Console RetroSpective



-NarcolepticNinja-

Tonight ill be reviewing a console or somewhat giving it some sort of recognition that it rightfully
deserves and so, I present the "Dreamcast" shing!...
from my own knowledge the dreamcast was originally designed by a dying company named Sega(all thanks to Nintendo and Sony)
Sega attemptedto wipe-out and replace the playstation and n64 fad, bad move!, because the dreamcast was released to a little more than a year before the ps2, so of course gamers divert their attention to the newer generation of consoles which led(with the exception of its first year) to a coniderably low sale of the said gaming system but enough about that.
this low profile console actually had interesting "firsts" such as supporting online play without any other expensive peripherals,(fuckk u x-box live!) thats innovation!

The dreamcast's memory card called the visual memory unit had it's share of great design from the makers, we all know that the primary purpose of a memory card is to save your game file so you could continue playing the game in the future without starting the game all over, but the "vmu" was more than that, it had a little screen and some buttons that actually was incorporated in some games like in the game resident evil the vmu showed the players health and some other doodad, which for me is great, and also the vmu could also be used as as standalone mini-game player, clock and address book. its all great!...

now I could go on and on about its cool and innovative peripherals but we all know that
what's inportant are the games ,here's a few gems the dreamcast provided.


* 20. Marvel vs. Capcom 2
* 19. Chu Chu Rocket
* 18. Rayman 2: The Great Escape
* 17. Dead or Alive 2
* 16. Crazy Taxi 2
* 15. Unreal Tournament
* 14. Grandia 2
* 13. NBA 2K1
* 12. Sega GT
* 11. Sonic Adventure
* 10. NFL 2K1
* 9. Metropolis Street Racer
* 8. Soul Caliber
* 7. Skies of Arcadia
* 6. Quake III Arena
* 5. Virtua Tennis
* 4. Resident Evil: Code Veronica
* 3. Shenmue
* 1. Phantasy Star Online

You may not know some of the games but please check them out, if you aint got a dreamcast then try *cough*emulation.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

I Suggest-

2 post's in a row!, im on a spree!. fuck it.
I just want to point out an awesome site that reviews and talks about everything
except global warming and Dick Cheney, the site is mostly about your childhood and
what things you actually remember about it, you can find the nostalgia critic,Bennett "sage" reviews, the spoonyone,the bum (highly recommended)and there are really lots more, but I dont really think i've described the sites "awesomeness" thoroughly so go check it for yourself... you wont regret it.:D
HERE

gotta sleep its like 3 in the morning here...

Im bored...

damn I have no future!
our parents spend money to "educate us"
so in the end we could make money,
then send our own children to school
and in turn they could make money on their own
it's an endless cycle. well if life was like that it's not really worth living,
but its NOT, life is an array on failures and rare short lived moments of triumph
coupled with everything this world has to offer makes it a little more worthwhile,well not really but you know what I mean.
what the fuck am I talking about?
anyway, tomorrows the beginning of the exams and seeing my own performance at school makes me want to question my future.
damn these moments when you know you have something to do but don't know what...

SuperficialNonsense #3

It's been quite a while since I posted an entry to this blog, and come to think of it I may be running short on ideas, or am I?... well i guess not, not in this world where something is always wrong with something. What I'm going to point out today is those senseless and if you ask me, embarrassing signs people put up, there's nothing really wrong with that, but the fact that the sentence or phrase is constructed so poorly (not that in better at making sense)that you cant help but pity the person putting the damn signboards. Take this for example, on my way commuting to school, I noticed a sign on the gate, and the sign say's "slow in speed"... omgwtfhoribifuckus! I mean WHAT!... "slow in speed?" what message are you trying to relay? am I "slow in speed?" or are you "slow in speed?" or am I a retard for not understanding a complex form of English?. well i guess he was trying to say "slow down" but is that really harder to come up?.

[will be continued]

SuperficialNonsense #2

Well, here's a little "sequel" to my series of superfluous rants on really trivial things, call it bullshit, but its golden bullshit...

#1. FUGU!, another case of WHAT THE F**K ARE THOSE JAPANESE THINKING?!. if you have not known yet FUGU is the Japanese word for pufferfish (well a'ryt, now here comes something really stupid) Because pufferfish is lethally poisonous if prepared incorrectly, fugu has become one of the most celebrated and notorious dishes in Japanese cuisine.
this just brings my piss to a boil, I know im not Japanese, heck I'm not even Asian! but why the good name of jolly saint Nicholas would you fckin risk your life, yeah life! for a fish aesthetically speaking "blows", I could understand if eating had benefits like 120 more years of your life, or say you're gonna be an owner of a multi-billion dollar company that would be great BUT YOU DON'T!, you just risk dying to impress friends and family, i mean am I missing something here?. they say the Japanese are about a few hundred years ahead of some countries pro'ly true, maybe this is the reason why my minuscule intelect simply cannot comprehend what they are trying to achieve with eating a poisonous fish. well I think this kinda proves one point...


THE JAPANESE HAVE BALLS!