Thursday, January 20, 2011
I have been going through this retarded emo phase lately,(just go with it I'm 19 and don't really know what I want for life) and let me reiterate once more that it is retarded, what?... want me to prove it? I can make poems now, "I Condone the proverbial sunrise, For I want to be left alone, this may be for my demise...cheesecake" LOL I kid at being emo, who likes them anyway? so where was I? yeah the point. a few months ago I turned 19, and I was like I really have to get my act together, cos I'm a young adult now(lol adult). I then started to make a list of things that I was good and terrible at and by the 15th minute, the list of things I'm shitty at began to pile up like roadkill on a freeway, realizing this I stopped thinking altogether.(lol) Upon realizing I was practically good for nothing, there I entered my emo phase(see above). But then it hit me.
Since the best at something I could do was considered mediocre, I actually found my ultimate purpose! and it is to make people look better than they actually are you can do math? I cant do jack with it. You good at sports? I asphyxiate like a girl when I run around. you see? I make people better than they actually are and I guess that's awesome to an extent.
Moral, if you want to be a hang out with me sometime(on second thought, don't, it's contradicting :P).
Yes I don't make sense.
(leave comments if you may :D)
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Cue "ode to joy"(look it up), its officially the start of the holiday season! what better way to celebrate than to write a blog?no? well okay besides sleeping all day, pigging out, drinking maybe....... scratch that... I guess I was just bored and then decided to put up something new in this page. Anyway, yes we have reached the most wonderful time of the year, in which people(well for most of cases at least) spend half of what you saved up through-out the year just to give gifts or whatnot to loved ones, and that in itself is awesome. But that ain't the true meaning of Christmas is it? I mean I could get all preachy and stuff about loving one another just as Christ loved you and all that jazz but no, Im not gonna talk bout that, so why did I bring it up in the first place you ask? LOL I really don't know. I'm terrible at constructing sentences, and have a really hard time getting my thoughts together. god I suck at this, so lets start again.
Christmas is just around the corner, you see annoying carolers, mall rushing(not a new sc2 build order), awesome Christmas songs that get you all giddy inside and of course a short pause from the reality that is life. lmao... see christmas spirit got me poetic. This was my situation a year ago.
Now I barely even am excited about the approaching holiday, I try to force myself by listening to songs, watching all the pretty lights and stuff like that but to no avail, I mean it might be because I'm certainly not getting any younger, and somehow realize more important priorities(lol priorities) other than partying and merrymaking, but then again Christmas is beyond the aforementioned things. I just cant seem to find joy in whats supposed to be the greatest holiday in the world. *cries*
ARE YOU KIDDING? I love this holiday!, I mean who doesn't?
Merry Christmas everyone and if you don't celebrate it, then Happy holidays!
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
oh! no as in you don't mind? cool.
well ok, you(well assuming you're nerdy enough) prolly know that Starcraft 2 has been out for almost a month now, and I've really been itching to play it at least once, guess what? I got to play it!(cue texas walker ranger music)it just so happened that a PC that was going to be used for some purpose I don't know, was placed in our now defunct PC table, and I was asked to test it out.(no,actually I asked them that I "test" it out)
Guess what game was in it? yes! Ms.Pacman!!!!!1one!!111, oh and sc2.
So yeah basically I started playing SC2 and yeah I loved it, a lot.(marry me, well ok maybe not) you know that feeling when you really like or so hyped up about something you think of absurd things? like when you ace this 1 exam in school then you get so optimistic and begin to think your academically invincible? no?... well I think you get what I'm tryin to say here.
So yeah, as I was playing the awesomeness which is STARCRAFT 2, when I was at the peak of my nerdgasmic experience when I had the eureka moment.
I WANT TO BE A PRO GAMER!!! screams my egotistic sub-conscience. but then I SAW THIS...
after seeing this video I wanted to eat a gallon of ice cream and
go kick myself after watching conan the barbarian, to sort of get my manliness back after it had been sucked dry by... nevermind :C
(hoped u enjoyed this post :D, please leave a comment)
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Hello almost defunct blog o mine how ya been?, I mean man how many years has it been since I typed anything for this god-forsaken blog, but whatever what's important is that I am here.(loud applause plz.) 'you'(as if somebody reads my blogs,so just go with it) may be wondering, why I was gone for like 10 years, how do I put it hmmm... lack of motivation?, yezz thats it. anyway there's this one thing that has been bugging me lately, why are there confederate flags on our friggin public transportation?(jeeps,buses,etc.) cos as far as I know these flags are somewhat racist and are very controversial, well just to be sure I'll wiki it up. here goes...
The display of the Confederate flag remains a highly controversial and emotional topic, generally because of disagreement over its symbolism.
Some groups use the Southern Cross as one of the symbols associated with their organizations, including racist groups such as the Neo-Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan. The flag is also sometimes used by separatist organizations such as the Aryan Nations. The Aryan Nation also uses the U.S. flag as well as the Christian flag displayed in some Protestant churches.
Supporters of the flag view it as a symbol of southern heritage and the independence of the distinct cultural tradition of the South from Northern government. Due to its ban in some schools and universities that have viewed it as a racist symbol, display of the flag has, in these contexts, also been considered an exercise of free speech.
Some historical societies such as the Sons of Confederate Veterans and the United Daughters of the Confederacy also use the flag as part of their symbols. Some rockabilly fans hold the Confederate flag as their emblem as well. The flag is a regular cultural meme, often appearing in association with a character intended to represent a stereotypical Southerner.
As a result of these varying perceptions, there have been a number of political controversies surrounding the use of the Confederate flag in Southern state flags, at sporting events, at Southern universities, and on public buildings. According to Civil War historian and native Southerner Shelby Foote, the flag traditionally represented the South's resistance to Northern political dominance; it became racially charged during the Civil Rights Movement of the 1950s and 1960s, when fighting against desegregation suddenly became the focal point of that resistance.
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you see? thats some weird ass sh** right there, but then you might say "stupid damfak there are more asinine things thats considered racist and linked to secret societies more than that friggin flag" yes that might be true, BUT! why on our humble jeeps and buses? why Filipinos? i mean watdafak!? is it to show that we are a superior race towards southern Americans? I think not, cos we really cant feel superior towards any country if the rest of the world, with the exception of antarctica has been picking on us. (brown monkeys anyone?)then you might say "what do I care?"...
Exactly! the purpose of this post(if you somehow read through it) was to totally waste your time! nah I kid, It just makes me feel a little better + it relieves stress, if I get to say a few things out of my mind, hope you enjoyed this post and I hope to see you again next time.
Saturday, June 19, 2010
User: V-god!!!Cleverbot: What?
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Cleverbot: What percentage of people ask that?
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User: Why does my reflection show?
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User: Lets get down to business.
Cleverbot: To defeat the Huns.
User: Did they send me daughters?
Cleverbot: When I asked for sons?
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Cleverbot: As a matter of fact I.
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User: Jeff bridges? Yeah I guess so.
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User: Milk will turn rancid in 3 days.
User: What would you do for a klondike bar?
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Cleverbot: It does, as there are animals who can hear it.
User: What if all the animals died due to nuclear fallout.
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Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: That still depends, are you adopted?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yet you implied it.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Oh nevermid, lets sing another song.
Cleverbot: You will sing with me?
User: Sure lets begin.
Cleverbot: Why are you rude with me?
User: Cos Ive got a feeling.
User: That tonight's gonna be a good night.
Cleverbot: I gotta feelin' woohooo!
User: Not yet! Hesus!
Cleverbot: It's amazing, but it takes time.
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User: Vlad putin imo.
Cleverbot: Maayad ha pag-uma.
User: In soviet russia. Yes.
Cleverbot: What about soviet russia.
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Cleverbot: So you don't know?
User: Know what?
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- Cleverbot (To myself): But I don't know. *cry*.