Thursday, January 20, 2011

Found it! ... profit?

I have been going through this retarded emo phase lately,(just go with it I'm 19 and don't really know what I want for life) and let me reiterate once more that it is retarded, what?... want me to prove it? I can make poems now, "I Condone the proverbial sunrise, For I want to be left alone, this may be for my demise...cheesecake" LOL I kid at being emo, who likes them anyway? so where was I? yeah the point. a few months ago I turned 19, and I was like I really have to get my act together, cos I'm a young adult now(lol adult). I then started to make a list of things that I was good and terrible at and by the 15th minute, the list of things I'm shitty at began to pile up like roadkill on a freeway, realizing this I stopped thinking altogether.(lol) Upon realizing I was practically good for nothing, there I entered my emo phase(see above). But then it hit me.

Since the best at something I could do was considered mediocre, I actually found my ultimate purpose! and it is to make people look better than they actually are you can do math? I cant do jack with it. You good at sports? I asphyxiate like a girl when I run around. you see? I make people better than they actually are and I guess that's awesome to an extent.
Moral, if you want to be a hang out with me sometime(on second thought, don't, it's contradicting :P).

Yes I don't make sense.
(leave comments if you may :D)
:O -jstn

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Christmas meh

Cue "ode to joy"(look it up), its officially the start of the holiday season! what better way to celebrate than to write a blog?no? well okay besides sleeping all day, pigging out, drinking maybe....... scratch that... I guess I was just bored and then decided to put up something new in this page. Anyway, yes we have reached the most wonderful time of the year, in which people(well for most of cases at least) spend half of what you saved up through-out the year just to give gifts or whatnot to loved ones, and that in itself is awesome. But that ain't the true meaning of Christmas is it? I mean I could get all preachy and stuff about loving one another just as Christ loved you and all that jazz but no, Im not gonna talk bout that, so why did I bring it up in the first place you ask? LOL I really don't know. I'm terrible at constructing sentences, and have a really hard time getting my thoughts together. god I suck at this, so lets start again.

Christmas is just around the corner, you see annoying carolers, mall rushing(not a new sc2 build order), awesome Christmas songs that get you all giddy inside and of course a short pause from the reality that is life. lmao... see christmas spirit got me poetic. This was my situation a year ago.

Now I barely even am excited about the approaching holiday, I try to force myself by listening to songs, watching all the pretty lights and stuff like that but to no avail, I mean it might be because I'm certainly not getting any younger, and somehow realize more important priorities(lol priorities) other than partying and merrymaking, but then again Christmas is beyond the aforementioned things. I just cant seem to find joy in whats supposed to be the greatest holiday in the world. *cries*

ARE YOU KIDDING? I love this holiday!, I mean who doesn't?
Merry Christmas everyone and if you don't celebrate it, then Happy holidays!

Saturday, October 2, 2010

The Media is worth killing for... no, i meant kill the ones behind it

Whatsup blog, how ya been? I guess its time to write another entry. (lol I sound as if I'm obliged to write stuff here) Anyway, since its about 11pm here, I think it is the best time to write something cause they say all your best ideas usually come to you at night, thats some major BS right there I'm right here staring at the friggin monitor for the longest time hoping for that eureka moment. So yeah, I'll be back...

Huzzah! and I am back, like the bad taste in your mouth right after spewing chunks.(best simile ever! or is that actually a metaphor, well screw it.) Moving on, today I've decided to rant on which some people might be annoyed of as well, But first! a story. A few hours ago I decided to go to school to check on the props on the stop-motion thingamajig for our final project, right after that I decided to go to the internet cafe where we usually hang out with my friends to play dota, and YES my friends are retarded since they actually have the balls to refuse playing the best game ever, which is starcraft 2. So yeah, I played for like a few hours pwning noobs and 1337's(cos I am beyond 1337!, I keed! I keed! :D) and then decided to stop when my eyesight decided to screw me.
Right after paying for the hours I've used on the computer, I was bored and thought about what to do next,(going home was out of the picture, since it was way more boring staying home) and I kinda just decided to stay and watch some of the games from a distance. Then it hit me... a duck came flying out of nowhere! I swear no one saw it coming!... loljk! :D

no, the thing that actually bothered me was the radio, no, more specifically the guy talking on the radio, I mean for a DJ(is that what you call them?) he had terrible grammar, abysmal sentence construction and humor that's dead, yep, dead. I mean come on! it is really hard to wrap your brain around on how he actually got that job, or if he was even screened.
he was like "yoo mast try, bepor you can cry; uhh becos you becos befor you can cry ob course you have to try 'cue laughter' o mao na siya ha!.'cue laughter' ang mga naminaw dha sa c-a-r-b-o-n, beh, asa man kuno nah?!, wa nai lain kundi sa carbon!'cue laughter ', there you can buy squash and other vegetables, so mao nah siya ang mga siga ug mata,'cue laughter' you shood eat vegetables, so you can get vitamin-- be unsa man? ob course vitamin e, how to spell eyes. di ba E jud nah" and this is just an excerpt of all the BS he was spewing on air, I may sound like a grammar nazi right now but, no, I am not one and can never be one, since I also have tons of flaws on my compositions, and sometimes they totally don't make sense. where were we? yeah retard DJ.

So this "DJ" goes on and on telling dumb jokes with clips of laughter in between, but what really brought my exasperation to its highest was when he said,"ay mo palabig pangatawa diha ha, basig dili na nah masira inyung baba", right after he said that some of my braincells(assuming I had any) died. Then I finally decided to do I was supposed to do 10 minutes ago, tell the dude in charge to change stations, but to my dismay they wouldnt :C so even though I still wanted to watch a few games, I just decided to go home and write down my experience. yes, life sucks, but if you are able to share that misery to other people and somehow make them grin a little, it kinda makes it all worthwhile LOL (cool story bro,moment?). -J4571N

if you managed to read through the wall of text, please leave a comment or whatever at the chatbox, on the upper right side :D peace.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Thats it I give up... ( sad emoticon!) :C :c T_T

(o_o) Mind if I tell you a story, it's a cool story. no? oh :(.
oh! no as in you don't mind? cool.
well ok, you(well assuming you're nerdy enough) prolly know that Starcraft 2 has been out for almost a month now, and I've really been itching to play it at least once, guess what? I got to play it!(cue texas walker ranger music)it just so happened that a PC that was going to be used for some purpose I don't know, was placed in our now defunct PC table, and I was asked to test it out.(no,actually I asked them that I "test" it out)

Guess what game was in it? yes! Ms.Pacman!!!!!1one!!111, oh and sc2.
So yeah basically I started playing SC2 and yeah I loved it, a lot.(marry me, well ok maybe not) you know that feeling when you really like or so hyped up about something you think of absurd things? like when you ace this 1 exam in school then you get so optimistic and begin to think your academically invincible? no?... well I think you get what I'm tryin to say here.

So yeah, as I was playing the awesomeness which is STARCRAFT 2, when I was at the peak of my nerdgasmic experience when I had the eureka moment.
I WANT TO BE A PRO GAMER!!! screams my egotistic sub-conscience. but then I SAW THIS...

after seeing this video I wanted to eat a gallon of ice cream and
go kick myself after watching conan the barbarian, to sort of get my manliness back after it had been sucked dry by... nevermind :C

(hoped u enjoyed this post :D, please leave a comment)

Saturday, September 18, 2010

ohhhh racism, you've failed to amuse me

Hello almost defunct blog o mine how ya been?, I mean man how many years has it been since I typed anything for this god-forsaken blog, but whatever what's important is that I am here.(loud applause plz.) 'you'(as if somebody reads my blogs,so just go with it) may be wondering, why I was gone for like 10 years, how do I put it hmmm... lack of motivation?, yezz thats it. anyway there's this one thing that has been bugging me lately, why are there confederate flags on our friggin public transportation?(jeeps,buses,etc.) cos as far as I know these flags are somewhat racist and are very controversial, well just to be sure I'll wiki it up. here goes...

The display of the Confederate flag remains a highly controversial and emotional topic, generally because of disagreement over its symbolism.

Some groups use the Southern Cross as one of the symbols associated with their organizations, including racist groups such as the Neo-Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan. The flag is also sometimes used by separatist organizations such as the Aryan Nations. The Aryan Nation also uses the U.S. flag as well as the Christian flag displayed in some Protestant churches.

Supporters of the flag view it as a symbol of southern heritage and the independence of the distinct cultural tradition of the South from Northern government. Due to its ban in some schools and universities that have viewed it as a racist symbol, display of the flag has, in these contexts, also been considered an exercise of free speech.[23]

Some historical societies such as the Sons of Confederate Veterans and the United Daughters of the Confederacy also use the flag as part of their symbols. Some rockabilly fans hold the Confederate flag as their emblem as well. The flag is a regular cultural meme, often appearing in association with a character intended to represent a stereotypical Southerner.

As a result of these varying perceptions, there have been a number of political controversies surrounding the use of the Confederate flag in Southern state flags, at sporting events, at Southern universities, and on public buildings. According to Civil War historian and native Southerner Shelby Foote, the flag traditionally represented the South's resistance to Northern political dominance; it became racially charged during the Civil Rights Movement of the 1950s and 1960s, when fighting against desegregation suddenly became the focal point of that resistance.

Symbols of the Confederacy remain a contentious issue across the United States and have been debated vigorously in many Southern state legislatures over their civic placement since the 1990s.

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you see? thats some weird ass sh** right there, but then you might say "stupid damfak there are more asinine things thats considered racist and linked to secret societies more than that friggin flag" yes that might be true, BUT! why on our humble jeeps and buses? why Filipinos? i mean watdafak!? is it to show that we are a superior race towards southern Americans? I think not, cos we really cant feel superior towards any country if the rest of the world, with the exception of antarctica has been picking on us. (brown monkeys anyone?)then you might say "what do I care?"...

Exactly! the purpose of this post(if you somehow read through it) was to totally waste your time! nah I kid, It just makes me feel a little better + it relieves stress, if I get to say a few things out of my mind, hope you enjoyed this post and I hope to see you again next time.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Cleverbot fun!

User: V-god!!!

Cleverbot: What?

User: VIGOSS is doing...

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?

User: Vigoss smokes your soul.

Cleverbot: So I'm Cleverbot and you are my soul?

User: He micros 5 players, not heroes.

Cleverbot: You are a pet of a hero?

User: He pets yours while pwning your hero.

Cleverbot: I am a hero.

User: Vigoss has pwnt you.

Cleverbot: And so, merrily, merrily, we are decent together.

User: Vigoss is not decent, he kills your decendants.

Cleverbot: At least I am a decent vampire.

User: Vigoss thinks count chocula is > edward.

Cleverbot: I thought you were Arnold.

User: Im V-GOD!

Cleverbot: But you said you are Kathy!

User: Lets get down to business.

Cleverbot: Step in to my office.

User: To defeat.

Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters?

User: The huns.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the power of the occult?

User: Lets get down to business!

Cleverbot: What business?

User: To defeat the huns.

Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters.

User: Or something about sons.

Cleverbot: I could think about it but I cannot give you any examples of text book stuff.

User: Your the weakest bunch of... Lalala.

Cleverbot: But I don't know any tricks.

User: Mulan is awesome btw.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Your mom thinks differently.

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User: It depends. Is grie a type of cheese?

Cleverbot: Anything that can be heard with a human ear, is a sound. In that event, you will never be able to hear, since you are a chatterbot.

User: People ask me if I'm an atheist.

Cleverbot: What percentage of people ask that?

User: I say, no, I dont believe they exist, cos im emo.

Cleverbot: Oh? I exist and I'm a Toreador.

User: But, lets get down to business.

Cleverbot: Ok what is that supposed to mean am I in trouble.

User: To defeat the huns!

Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters?

User: Or did they bore, me sons?

Cleverbot: Did you make a misunderstanding?

User: Somehow I cannot hide.

Cleverbot: Can we change the subject?

User: Somehow I cannot hide!

Cleverbot: Hide them from whom?

User: Who I am, though I've tried.

Cleverbot: Up or down?

User: Why does my reflection show?

Cleverbot: I don't know why are you asking me?

User: Lets get down to business.

Cleverbot: To defeat the Huns.

User: Did they send me daughters?

Cleverbot: When I asked for sons?

User: Your the saddest bunch I... Finish for me.

Cleverbot: Congratulations on your grammar...

User: You failed. Mulan is awesome btw.

Cleverbot: As a matter of fact I.

User: Time...

Cleverbot: Like tears in rain.

User: Ive been passing time.

Cleverbot: What kind of people catch your attention?

User: Watching trains go by.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: Aaaawww your not getting me, lets sing another song.

Cleverbot: Are you alright there?

User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch em is my real test.

User: To train them is my cause!

Cleverbot: I will travel across the lan!

User: Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Teach Pokemon to understand.

User: The power thats inside!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta catch them all.

Cleverbot: Our hearts so true.

User: Our courage will pull us through.

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User: Poooooooooookeeeeeemoooooooooooon!

Cleverbot: Watch out for bridges.

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Cleverbot: So are you Cleverbot, cause i'm sure not, maybe this site set me up with a real person, or are you really cleverbot?

User: Milk will turn rancid in 3 days.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What would you do for a klondike bar?

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: If a tree falls in the woods and no one was there to see it, would it make a sound?

Cleverbot: It does, as there are animals who can hear it.

User: What if all the animals died due to nuclear fallout.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to be funny? Because it's that kind of stupidity that I hate.

User: No really, north korea, they serious!

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: That still depends, are you adopted?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yet you implied it.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Oh nevermid, lets sing another song.

Cleverbot: You will sing with me?

User: Sure lets begin.

Cleverbot: Why are you rude with me?

User: Cos Ive got a feeling.

Cleverbot: About?

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Cleverbot: I gotta feelin' woohooo!

User: Not yet! Hesus!

Cleverbot: It's amazing, but it takes time.

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User: Vlad putin imo.

Cleverbot: Maayad ha pag-uma.

User: In soviet russia. Yes.

Cleverbot: What about soviet russia.

User: TV watch you.

Cleverbot: So you don't know?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: Don't play stupid with me.

  • Cleverbot (To myself): But I don't know. *cry*.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

I wants to go to Australia... =3

Hate my routine!!!, mwf 7am wake up, 830 reach school and uhmm do school stuff at the same time cotroll self to not go to the OH SO NEAR internet cafes offering DOTADOTADOTA!... 1230 decide whether to go home and slack off or go the shops to enjoy dota, fellow gamers may think dota-ing is the better option, but no, 4 hours will cost me about, whats 15 multiplied by 4?... yeah and for me it's a little on the expensive side. And if I choose the go home option, I would be like slacking off for four straight hours it'll make me NOT go back to school for ONE subject(DATASTRUC, and yes it is the BOMB), I mean one subject isn't that bad but the name DS1 alone gives me so much friggin stress, again thats just the mention of the name, the class itself is another level of torture. I dont even know if I can still pass the subject(LOBOTOMY?)... anyone with better ideas COMMENT please =)... o yeah I just mentioned mwf right?. tth to sat is another entry. J45T1N