Tralala

What?... dunno, damn it's been a real while since I posted an entry worth reading(worth reading, right!) anyway since this is a hasty excuse for an entry, don't expect anything much, these are just friggin' thoughts I want to share(don't know if they're worth it, but fock it). ummm, have you ever tried one day without any adequate reason you wake up feeling so apathetical or feel like burdened by something non-existent... i guess most of us have, well I call them the "lifemocksyouintheface" moment, what did you ever do to "life" to give you that treatment. on second thought its god mocking you!
what did you ever do to god for him to give you that treatment.(pause + crickets)...
Okaaay! next topic.

Lately, on very rare moments that i stop and think, i've come to realize something depressing if not stupid. I realized that i've become very accustomed to losing and failure that triumph and being able to win is almost a sin. weird... 2b cont

Slifer the executive producer!

HE will executive produce your ass out of a duel thanks to 4kids

typingwhatevercomestomind

I really have nothing on my mind right, but I must not stop, lentils kidney beans, roosters may lay eggs, even camels get demented, If you're not me then you are the the second most beautiful person on earth, the world's mass will never change, except when you get moon rocks and asteroids. Q: if you could name a number what would it be A: justin duhhh... I want a klondike bar. who is evil knievel?.spiderman and sarah palin nailed the burger king on a cross several days ago, I wish for a revival of the swing era... if at first you dont succced, sell your soul to the colonel, with his seven secret herbs and spices... I know nicaragua is a made up country to hide genetic mutation experiment conducted by brangelina, oprah uses ultra electro black magnetic waves to make you tune in to her show, the universe is continually expanding and so is EJ, so ej is the universe. howard hughes was my uncle, could you believe that? bono is the president of argentina. amy winehouse!!! the moon is located in pittsburgh,Q: if a tree falls down and no one was around there to hear it would it make a sound A: yes, it would be singing techno versions of emo song ("*beep beep*how could*tootoottiit* this happen to me*tititotototo*") wheres waldo? on the moon in pittsburgh duhh... Q: what was man thinking when he discovered that you could get milk out of cows A: no its not what you think... It gave him an erection. sleep! scream nematodes!. hump cancer castrate dick cheney

Profound Underachiever

I've never really excelled at anything in life so...
at about the time Howard Hughes started to act weird(no just kidding) I then began my elusive search for anything that I can be considered good at, at first I was made to believe by my mummi that I'm special and "brayt", and obviously I believed that, well there came the time that I realized that no child loving parent would blatantly say you're no good, and I was starting to doubt my "kabrayt" when I entered the first grade, because I can only be the queen of sheba rather than being Solomon. then I thought to myself hey lets try sports. epic fail! besides the fact that I've no natural talent for any sport I also realized that my pace and ability to improve is slower than koalas on mating season, just as I was about to end my search, I had a eureka moment, there actually is something Im very very adept at, so adept that I can do it without even trying, and I found it while watching Americal Idol, and no its not singing but Failing!. I looked these definitions up.

1. To prove deficient or lacking; perform ineffectively or inadequately: failed to fulfill their promises; failed in their attempt to reach the summit.
2. To be unsuccessful: an experiment that failed.
3. To receive an academic grade below the acceptable minimum.

you know why Im proud to fail?, because some people dread it!, and I can do it without even trying. so fuck off because I'm an underachiver and proud of it.

When I met you...

Oh my god, jesus christ I cant believe Im actually reviewing an upcoming movie abomination... well i guess you should'hav seen this coming because love day is coming faster than American couples filing for a divorce. and before I begin I must warn you that I'm making this entry out of sheer boredom and should not expect anything less but bullshit, but hey its the kind of bullshit that's actually interesting. I guess the title might have mislead to thinking that "hey look a review on when I met u"[HAHA!] but its not its my personal opinion on movies that are specifically made for the valentines season.(don't ask me why I put the picture up and the title :D) every year when valentines day is approaching Filipino movie makers churn out these "romantic" flicks that always seem to follow a definite pattern and it goes this way.

1. Guy/Girl cant find special person who is sensitive,metrosexual, has white teeth, one who wears expensive hair gel, and owns or inherits a company.(well maybe not the company part but you get me)
2. Guy/Girl starts looking for partner, after a dozen of possible candidates the girl/guy still cant find the right one, so he/she consults loud obnoxious friend.
3. As Guy/Girl and obnoxious friend are about to meet, Girl trips or, Guy "spills something,smacks girl accidentally ,etc."
4. (cheesy slow motion & cue theme song of movie)
5. guy and girl bicker, then become close...
6. guy and girl plan on having a baby, but family of girl opposes because guy might spend family fortune on glutathione.
7. then guy or girl gets emotional because they "are not meant for each other",separates...
   
8. then both realize that its almost 2hrs to the movie and still nothing is resolved, they then meet because of some conference or anything that can make them cross paths.
9. they realize movie gets really boring if they drag it even more,so they instantly love each other again, and family magically approves of them...
10. happy ending (cue theme song once again)

well I may have some of the details off, you might want to throw in an antagonist to help plot build-up or one of the main character dies and so on. but you gotta admit it always has some of the elements I mentioned above.
Look I'm not against to these kinds of flicks but the way people get milked by the film industry bothers me, they promote the movie by making stories in the news entertainment segment about "celebrities" are secretly in a tryst, THEEEN, people are like "OOOOOOOH whats next?" right after they get the mass' attention the media then promotes their fucking movie thats coming up, some people are then stupid enough to watch the flick. then they get filmed shouting like a eunuch on speed about how good the movie was even if it was terrible, as long as theirs a camera everythings all good, AND in that way more people will be swayed to watch... amazing...



[gotta doze off ]

*narcolepticNinja*

think about it... *kudos to jeynus*

I was inspired to make this entry after reading a few pages of some philosophy tracts and I got some of its ideas here, so here goes...

We all know everybody is going on with their lives minding their own business's trying to have a good future and soon have an early retirement. But what if we do not actually exist, what if we are figments of a higher being's dreams or imaginations. I mean its not impossible, ask yourself "do I really exist?, and if I do why?"

I don't wanna act all philosophical and all, but when you think about it, it ain't that far fetched... one example, we can say "dude is hungry" and "dude is running" yes it would be some news to people not in dude's vicinity but when we say dude exists it would be news to no one who knew dude, and merely puzzling to anyone who did not. Again, we know what it is like to be hungry or to walk, but what is it like to exist, what kind of experience is that? Is it perhaps the experience of being oneself, of being identical with oneself? Yet again, we can readily indicate what is meant by Dudes walking, but surely dude's existing is not something we can indicate to anyone. On the face of it, there would seem to be no way at all in which we can explain what existing is.

Classic Console RetroSpective

-NarcolepticNinja-

Tonight ill be reviewing a console or somewhat giving it some sort of recognition that it rightfully
deserves and so, I present the "Dreamcast" shing!...
from my own knowledge the dreamcast was originally designed by a dying company named Sega(all thanks to Nintendo and Sony)
Sega attemptedto wipe-out and replace the playstation and n64 fad, bad move!, because the dreamcast was released to a little more than a year before the ps2, so of course gamers divert their attention to the newer generation of consoles which led(with the exception of its first year) to a coniderably low sale of the said gaming system but enough about that.
this low profile console actually had interesting "firsts" such as supporting online play without any other expensive peripherals,(fuckk u x-box live!) thats innovation!

The dreamcast's memory card called the visual memory unit had it's share of great design from the makers, we all know that the primary purpose of a memory card is to save your game file so you could continue playing the game in the future without starting the game all over, but the "vmu" was more than that, it had a little screen and some buttons that actually was incorporated in some games like in the game resident evil the vmu showed the players health and some other doodad, which for me is great, and also the vmu could also be used as as standalone mini-game player, clock and address book. its all great!...

now I could go on and on about its cool and innovative peripherals but we all know that
what's inportant are the games ,here's a few gems the dreamcast provided.


* 20. Marvel vs. Capcom 2
* 19. Chu Chu Rocket
* 18. Rayman 2: The Great Escape
* 17. Dead or Alive 2
* 16. Crazy Taxi 2
* 15. Unreal Tournament
* 14. Grandia 2
* 13. NBA 2K1
* 12. Sega GT
* 11. Sonic Adventure
* 10. NFL 2K1
* 9. Metropolis Street Racer
* 8. Soul Caliber
* 7. Skies of Arcadia
* 6. Quake III Arena
* 5. Virtua Tennis
* 4. Resident Evil: Code Veronica
* 3. Shenmue
* 1. Phantasy Star Online

You may not know some of the games but please check them out, if you aint got a dreamcast then try *cough*emulation.

I Suggest-

2 post's in a row!, im on a spree!. fuck it.
I just want to point out an awesome site that reviews and talks about everything
except global warming and Dick Cheney, the site is mostly about your childhood and
what things you actually remember about it, you can find the nostalgia critic,Bennett "sage" reviews, the spoonyone,the bum (highly recommended)and there are really lots more, but I dont really think i've described the sites "awesomeness" thoroughly so go check it for yourself... you wont regret it.:D

HERE

gotta sleep its like 3 in the morning here...

Im bored...

damn I have no future!
our parents spend money to "educate us"
so in the end we could make money,
then send our own children to school
and in turn they could make money on their own
it's an endless cycle. well if life was like that it's not really worth living,
but its NOT, life is an array on failures and rare short lived moments of triumph
coupled with everything this world has to offer makes it a little more worthwhile,well not really but you know what I mean.
what the fuck am I talking about?
anyway, tomorrows the beginning of the exams and seeing my own performance at school makes me want to question my future.
damn these moments when you know you have something to do but don't know what...

SuperficialNonsense #3

It's been quite a while since I posted an entry to this blog, and come to think of it I may be running short on ideas, or am I?... well i guess not, not in this world where something is always wrong with something. What I'm going to point out today is those senseless and if you ask me, embarrassing signs people put up, there's nothing really wrong with that, but the fact that the sentence or phrase is constructed so poorly (not that in better at making sense)that you cant help but pity the person putting the damn signboards. Take this for example, on my way commuting to school, I noticed a sign on the gate, and the sign say's "slow in speed"... omgwtfhoribifuckus! I mean WHAT!... "slow in speed?" what message are you trying to relay? am I "slow in speed?" or are you "slow in speed?" or am I a retard for not understanding a complex form of English?. well i guess he was trying to say "slow down" but is that really harder to come up?.

[will be continued]

SuperficialNonsense #2

Well, here's a little "sequel" to my series of superfluous rants on really trivial things, call it bullshit, but its golden bullshit...

#1. FUGU!, another case of WHAT THE F**K ARE THOSE JAPANESE THINKING?!. if you have not known yet FUGU is the Japanese word for pufferfish (well a'ryt, now here comes something really stupid) Because pufferfish is lethally poisonous if prepared incorrectly, fugu has become one of the most celebrated and notorious dishes in Japanese cuisine.
this just brings my piss to a boil, I know im not Japanese, heck I'm not even Asian! but why the good name of jolly saint Nicholas would you fckin risk your life, yeah life! for a fish aesthetically speaking "blows", I could understand if eating had benefits like 120 more years of your life, or say you're gonna be an owner of a multi-billion dollar company that would be great BUT YOU DON'T!, you just risk dying to impress friends and family, i mean am I missing something here?. they say the Japanese are about a few hundred years ahead of some countries pro'ly true, maybe this is the reason why my minuscule intelect simply cannot comprehend what they are trying to achieve with eating a poisonous fish. well I think this kinda proves one point...


THE JAPANESE HAVE BALLS!

its "Counter-productive"

ere's part two of my "You know what's bullshit" series and here it goes...

you know what?, Ive seen a lot and I mean a lot of these dude's&dudettes wearing tight fitting clothing mostly colored black, blacking their eyes, "Jose Rizal inspired" hairstyle, and lots more of their distinct "style". i got no problem with that and some people actually look alright, and let me stress SOME look alright NOT ALL,
I dont know why but most of the teens today embrace this emo-lifestyle like crying in public
cutting own wrist's and the like.. they claim that they're different, they "shun" society this and that. but thats where the problem is (its not really a problem, it just boggles your mind) they listen to the same music, wear the clothes, and act as if like there's a textbook on their "life-style"(yeah call that different). look, im not against emos, but in a "hardworking indian's" terms (apologies to all indians) "IT'S COUNTER PRODUCTIVE" you're claiming what your not!
one word of advice if you want to be different and unique, be yourself, fuck what the world says. [2b continued]

SuperFicialNonsense #1

have been wondering lately... there's been a lot of things running around my mind, and thinking that it's about time to "delve deeper" and take a closer look, now some of this things might be considered crap and useless, but think about it what would happen if life was all serious, Boring right?... so without further delay here are the some of the things real stupid but inviting, useless but interesting.


#1. Why is "common sense" CALLED common sense?
[i mean c'mon!, i mean yeah some people have it. but you got to admit some people
are just downright dull at times and completely lack this "Sense".
common sense?... I beg to differ! ]
[2b continued]